You're a good kiwi slicer.

WARNING--- this post talks about kids you might want to stop right here ---WARNING

 

i like kids, mostly my own, but also a few more when i get to know them. as a teenager i didn't want a kid as much as i wanted to be pregnant i just wanted the bump. really i just wanted attention, it's probably a good thing i wasn't drinking at the time. now i like to hang out with my kid because for one thing no one else will. i'm this close to quoting brad pitt because brad pitt is always right, but this new i'm-an-awesome-dad role is just disgusting/disgustingly hot, whichever you like better. anyway the parents have all the responsibility but they really don't spend that much time with the offspring. the grandparents act all lovey dovey i love you you're the sunshine of my life, but when it comes down to being the bad guy, no one's here. and i hate nannies always on their cell phones. 

 

also kids look at me like i'm totally cool, everyone needs to feel like they're cool every once in a while, and even though i wish i was a funny and/or slutty drunk, i'm not, so this is all i got.

 

"-when a person brings you something that you asked for, the polite thing to do is to say thank you
-you're not a person"

 

sometimes i feel like i'm julia stiles from mona lisa smile, and that's just not a good news.